Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

You take the legs off Betty Grable, You take the hair from Myrna Loy, You take the tits off old Jane Russell, And the ass off a baby boy. You take the hands and face off some old clock, And brother, when you’re through, The only thing that’s missing is the C-U-N-T, And that, you sorry sack of shit, is YOU-U-U!

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