Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Yorkie Porkie, City HHH

You’re stupid, you’re stupid You’re really fucking dumb If it wasn’t for your mother You’d be a stain of cum!

ZICKY-ZACKY The purpose of the zicky-zacky chant is to point out breaches in circle etiquette - members of the circle surround the offender and repeat chant loudly:

Zicky-zacky, zicky-zacky, Hoy, Hoy, Hoy! Zicky-zacky, zicky-zacky, Hoy, Hoy, Hoy! Zicky-zacky, zicky-zacky, Hoy, Hoy, Hoy!

… and so on until offender completes a down-down … alternatively, the zicky-zacky chant can be performed whenever someone screws up a verse in a hash song (of course, the offending singer must immediately do a down-down while the pack chants). There are several substitutes for “zicky-zacky” if you get bored with the basic chant, as in:

Shiggy shaggy, shiggy shaggy, Oi, Oi, Oi!

Motorcycle, motorcycle, Vroom, Vroom, Vroom!

Locomotive, locomotive, Choo, Choo, Choo!

Helicopter, helicopter, Whirl, Whirl, Whirl! (or Whop, Whop, Whop!)

Submarine, submarine, Glug, Glug, Glug!

Motorcar, motorcar, Beep, Beep, Beep!

Telephone, telephone, Ring, Ring, Ring!

Penis, penis, Cum, Cum, Cum!