Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Dr D, Ft Eustis HHH

You know Magic and Mullet and Rambo and Mr Spock Satan and Stray Dog and Mu-Sick and Shuttle Cock, But do you re-call the most famous Hasher of all …

Zippy the red-nosed Hasher, Had a bit too much to drink, And if you ever saw him. You would even say he stinks.

All of the other Hashers, Used to laugh and call him names, They never let poor Zippy, Join in any orgy games.

Then one night at the InterHash, The GM came to say, Zippy with your ass so tight, Won’t you let me ride you tonight?

Then all the Hashers loved him, And they shouted out with glee, Zippy the red-nosed Hasher You better get checked for HIV!

OUR ANIMAL FRIENDS

Baby Seal Song Bestiality’s Best (I) Bestiality’s Best (II) Bitch, a Dog Bye Bye Blackbird Cats on the Rooftops Cock Robin Cow Kicked Nelly Cuckoo Dead Dog Rover Dickey Louse Dingo Doggies’ Meeting Duck Ditty Friendly Little Cat Fuck a Duck Gomez the Chihuahua Hedgehog Song Hog Calling Time in Nebraska Hole in the Elephant’s Bottom I Need a Sheep Little Bird Little Brown Mouse Lobster Song MacDonald’s Deformed Farm Moose Song (I) Moose Song (II) Moose Song (III) Moose Song (IV) My Girlfriend’s a Bit of a Beast Old Brown Cow Pussy Cat Song Rhode Island Red Sexual Life of the Camel Skippy the Squirrel Sole Song Teddy Bears’ Picnic Three Blind Jellyfishes Up Jumped the Monkey Virgin Sturgeon Wild West Show Woodpecker Song Yellow Bird Yogi Bear Song